Why on earth in VERMONT with the summer tires in the winter? My relatives are FULL STUDDED in the winter up in VT. This guy is out of his mind.

Tell me more about this “automatic crack pipe,” though. If it works as well as it sounds, I might have found my exit strategy.

You are wrong and you should feel bad.

On your soul!

Regardless of how you voted, at least that car was cleaned up an in presentation mode before the pictures were taken.

$4000 for two working cars and enough parts to keep the better one running for 30 more years. Seems like a no brainer.

not going to lie, this is the best frame rate on a GIF I’ve ever seen

I would have lost my shit and started chucking my university physics text books the moment that brake question came up. Well not really, those things were expensive. PLANES OF REFERENCE MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!

This is bullshit. You’re probably right, but it’s downright sad.

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

Flatlander: “But dude, I got an SUV with all-terrain tires and four wheel drive, plus I’m a really good driver”

“Nobody cares what you THINK. We don’t need opinions here.”

F1 car is F1 car, you could coat that fucker in pink glitter and make it shoot rainbow confetti out the exhaust and I dare say plenty of us normal humans would still sign up to take a lap in it.

Cross-post to Jezebel in 3...2...1...

Your definition of “used in battle” is fairly exclusionary of the last 70+ years of carrier history, and their air-wing’s contributions to the Korean, Vietnam, Cold, and Gulf wars... not to mention GWOT. But don’t let that get in the way of your narrative.

actually additional information would include the fact that he was in fact from wisconsin and was a wee bit lost after the all you can eat perch fry at the legion closed down.

The answer to your problem in three easy steps:

Hey now, I think you’re mistaking Minnesota for Wisconsin.

* wasn’t Minnesota drunk

Fender. Mounted. Mirrors.