F1 car is F1 car, you could coat that fucker in pink glitter and make it shoot rainbow confetti out the exhaust and I dare say plenty of us normal humans would still sign up to take a lap in it.

Cross-post to Jezebel in 3...2...1...

Your definition of “used in battle” is fairly exclusionary of the last 70+ years of carrier history, and their air-wing’s contributions to the Korean, Vietnam, Cold, and Gulf wars... not to mention GWOT. But don’t let that get in the way of your narrative.

actually additional information would include the fact that he was in fact from wisconsin and was a wee bit lost after the all you can eat perch fry at the legion closed down.

The answer to your problem in three easy steps:

Hey now, I think you’re mistaking Minnesota for Wisconsin.

* wasn’t Minnesota drunk

Fender. Mounted. Mirrors.

True. And if you’re from South America, it’s “ha-whar.” The British really should be ashamed of themselves.

Just like the term soccer. That was originally British. Oxford to be more specific. You invent a word and then teach it to us and then backtrack away from it. Now you’re like oh look at all the stupid Americans saying soccer instead of football. Jerks.

To be fair, I’m fairly certain most won’t give a shift

Technically the ‘Murican version came first. The British changed it because, I kid you not, it had a “less classical sound.” And if that’s not the most British thing I’ve ever heard, I don’t know what is.

or a gear trunk, in the case of automatic gear cones

It’s aluminum.

Hot Fuzz is underappreciated by whom? It’s amazing from beginning to end. And any movie that has a former James Bond getting hit head impaled on a miniature clock tower is clearly a masterpiece.

You don’t need to read; you already contributed your unique page view.

My daily commute:

People start merging here, where the yellow line on the merging ramp turns to white.

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Hey everyone, if you haven’t heard, it might snow in the NYC media market.

One-offs? More like tenthousand-offs.