bronco bronco livin’ like a braahh ahh ahh ankh O.

No.

The only thing I want from the Trump EPA is the repeal of of all ethanol mandates. Corn belongs in my liquor, not my gas tank.

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

I work for the EPA, and its chaos.

Pretty sure you mean bot mitzvah.

the uplifting xkcd for the mars rover. I won’t post the depressing one.

Forget Blancpain, try Breguet - Watch brand that goes back to Marie Antoinette, Napoleon to the modern days.

I went down there for a while after college, bought this Subie Turbo with less than 80k miles, it was a blast in the backcountry.

Aye, but they also have bigger dragons.

That time my 2013 Dart GT instructed me to inflate my tires to zero psi. No thanks.

I think that’s how you charge up your NOS meter.

“I bought my daughter an old dodge truck from the 70s cause they don’t make em like they used to! She’ll be real safe in there!”

I don’t have to slow down because I have AWD.

To stop your brakes from squeaking, you just need to “re-calibrate them”. Drive as fast as possible in reverse and then slam on your brakes as hard as possible.

“It’s OK to stay in the left lane as long as I can do the speed limit”

“AWD is better than snow tires.”
“Snow tires are a waste of money.”
“You’re better off because you have AWD.”
“I want AWD to keep my family safe in the winter.”

This is a joke right?.......