“Little did I know that this storm would later be known to all Milwaukeeans as the Brew City Flood of 2010.”

I literally lold when i read that knowing what you were about to be dealing with and i had to tell my coworkers what i was reading and why i was laughing. I cant believe that’s more than 6 years ago. Seems…

They can search for Hammond’s FJ40 in the Atacama desert, it should still be in good shape:

I was in Waukesha driving around... Whoops haha.

Now that I’ve been thinking about it, I remember a story of another car claimed by that flood. A coworker’s girlfriend took his car out that day and drove right into a what she thought was going to be a small puddle (hint: it was not a small puddle). By the time she realized what was actually happening, a wave of…

Oh man, I clearly remember that storm - I had just bought my car the weekend prior and had to drive from work to home (Menomonee Falls to MKE) and avoid all the flooding. It was a great bonding experience for me and the car, but it took forever; normally a 30 minute drive, ended up over 90 mins.

There’s always a waterfowl truther...

I remember that rain! I had a blast watching people get stuck in a flooded puddle of road in the burbs.

Title: The Phantom Fingers

If you’re not gonna talk about that time with the mayonaise and the wiffleball bat, I guess I’ll keep my mouth shut too.

Well.

I love Jalopnik and I trust y’all, but some things well, I will regret making public knowledge.

pretty sure that is Debbie Dingell - US rep from a district in SE Michigan. She had tweeted that she was honored to show Joe around the auto show.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed the resemblance.

He’s dragoning the hell out of that Corvette. Ray would be proud.

Just to fuck with you and show that they read your articles, I would love to see a rotating Jason Torchinsky on the dashboard tomorrow.

VW TDI - because this is Monopoly and you know they are going to cheat anyway.

Haha check out that old guy in the back catching one hell of a whiff of that ladies hair.

Cue ford firing everyone named James on the project.

Mmmmmmmaybe remove the guy’s first name from that message, just in case

But can the police issue tickets on private property?

Obviously the way to prevent this is to stand by the vehicle while it’s running.