Nissan isn’t into symmetry

Sorry.. It had to be done.

For when you need to take both your wife and your 19-year old mistress.

Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”

TMMGT

3rd Gear: Jaguar Is Killing It Right Now

Comment Shitstorm in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Savage.

“Olive Garden is a fancy restaurant.” 

You can add badges like this one

Or “my commute is long, tiresome,and I have to park in a not-so-great-neighborhood and am gonna get door dings out the wazoo. The nice car stays in the garage.”

This goes on the back of your white Camry:

Can I go ahead and coin the term “Sur-Drive-al Horror”?

I am presently downloading the best navigation system voice prompts... in the world.

Or Plymouth Acclaim .

Here is what appears to be a clean 1996 Stratus with 5spd Manual. First thought was “they came in manuals?” Second thought “This is a 1gen Stratus manual!”

My dad bought one identical to this one from a neighbor for $500. He let my sister use it in college. She hated it and was super ungrateful about it. In fairness to her, it was a hateful car that tried to kill her by stalling in intersections.