I think we should do this anyway. This noble fool has already spent money out of pocket and I suspect everyone will benefit if his budget can be supplemented by those who are getting all the entertainment out of it.

If you start running low on funds, I’m sure we can get a Go Fund Me going, with the caveat that Jalops get to vote on how our money gets spent :).

Win a free car and you got to pay for the shipping.

.....which this baby will deliver as soon as somebody changes his poopy diaper.

I’m 62 and I hope I get to see a crewed mission to Mars before I croak, I think we have the tech, here’s hoping the Pols ton’t screw it up! Also, spare me the “we can (poverty, hunger, global warming, etc.) with all that money”, the tech from the original space program continues to benefit all of us nearly 50 years…

Proof that the NSA doesn’t do a very good job at tracking potential threats: someone put Torch in a tank.

It’s amazing, I only heard stories about John on the podcast and he sounded like the biggest badass ever.

/stares

And then you have a passenger and it’s like, “Sorry, friend! That seat is reserved for my purse! Try again next time.”

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

sidenote the GT looks fieeeeerce in those militaryish colors

Not to be outdone, Hewlett-Packard is eyeing Pontiac.

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

(Lamborghini joke)

Take the long way, huh? Thank you Cyrus.

Good looks and mean sound not to be found...also sounds like an automatic

The condoms “it won’t baby”.

I demand “If found please return to Jalopnik”