I won’t believe it until Torch creates a rendering of it based on scrap pieces pulled from a GM dump and Jalopnik gets blacklisted by the GM PR department but not before Patrick crashes a camouflaged prototype into a wall in Virginia.

Neutral: I don’t want to talk business but my car has a “made in Michigan” sticker on it so I’ll be treating it like a “1st edition” holographic Pokemon card now.

Could well have been wood or other offcuts of material fashioned to look like a gun with the intention of intimidation people to stop. I can’t imagine the money or resources for hardware are plentiful in that camp.

I went over that portion of the video over and over again as well trying to figure out what he was holding because he absolutely fooled me into thinking he had a rifle to his shoulder as well. I think that was his intent, to be honest. When he raises the weapon it flashes like metal, though.

That sounds like a really

Your Jeep when you put in that oversized cap?

Wind!

Fire!

Earth!

FIND YOUR FUCKING RINGS YOU ASSHOLES

Really looking forward for that alltrack.

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die.

A baby?

• Media Explanation: Bath Salts! Drinking! Fraternity Prank!

An Alfa spokesperson told me that the first lap—the 7:39 one—was set in a manual transmission (which, holy fuck, that’s faster than a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 and a Mercedes SLR McLaren). The 7:32 lap was accomplished with the ZF-sourced eight-speed automatic, which is most likely the same one that’s in all the…

Sahara is still rad

This then...

Fat chance. Jim Kirk commands her, it’s the soundtrack from that other franchise of note.

The vids need this soundtrack:

You’ve come a long way, baby