How can Kenny pour one out for his own death??????????!!!?????111

He lived a great life, lived long, prospered (shit) and rested. Few people ever really get to do that, even fewer in the business of show. The Force is with him.

WHAT’S THAT XB BEEN EATING?!?!?!??!?!

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

One plus side of urban life is that crackheads are movable. Usually nonstop.

YOU’RE one way to meet a daily posting quota, you filthy horse-loving bastard! Lemme at you! Get back in front of that screen! Hey! HEY! I’m talking to you! GET BACK HERE!

The Ford Fister. 10/10 Would name again.

Ford should just make a new RS200 instead. Or take the Focus RS drive line and shove it home into a Fiesta ST and rename it the Fiesta STR or FiSTR for short.

Or maybe Ford just likes calling things “500"?

I like it. He offers a style of reviewing cars that other channels on YouTube that do car reviews do not. It’s hilarious and refreshing, but I can also see why some people don’t like it.

(Pulls out Doritos and Mountain Dew Code Red)

Not sure about X-wings but I bet nitrous would get the Falcon down to a time of 11 parsecs in the Kessel Run.

Thrawn is in Rebels, not Rogue One.

Thrawn sounds like prawn, which is like calamari (mmmm) which is similar to Mon Calamari (i don’t know what he tastes like) who is some guppy-fish-face looking character who, at the end of the day, says things like “it’s a wrap”.

I think Jason used to do stuff for The Onion. I think he still thinks he does. We don’t have the heart to tell him.

This is how you do clickbait right.

Also, on a side note thinking about it, I think Jalopnik should start a parody automotive journalism site like “click hole” and “the onion”, but just do car stuff. I think it’s got the right staff for it.