“The hygienic purity of the outer coating of that McLaren 570S has become sub-optimal and outside of our recommended tolerances!”*

well, don’t look now, but you’re halfway there :)

lol we did what?

What a piece of junk!

you can uber places for less than it costs to own a tesla

it’s now the only thing I think when I see that big screen and hear about self driving cars

You’re joking right? This is quite literally how welding works...

We could just go all P71 with the interior.

I’m not sure my understanding of that joke is the one you intended.

Make Nissan Figaro again.

Ugh. Worst Six-Flags ride ever.

So you are the one that I have to add caveats in for site design.

And there we have a troubled bridge over water.

I think his anthropological take on cars is sometimes the most interesting (and unusual) part of his reviews.

Seriously; that was the best part of the whole review.

You know when you know you’re old? When you perk the fuck up and pay attention during Mr. Regular’s brief lecture on postmodernism and American ideals. Anti-intellectual philistines are going to complain that is was boring or stupid or had nothing to do with cars. Those people are missing the point. Shit like this is…

If the start to the Convention is any indication, certainly not.

Just need a pulse & half a brain.

While riding in his private 757 with his knockout wife lighting cigars with $1000 bills.