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Oh god, now it’s stuck in my head and also is in my spotify playlist

I would love to get my hands on her ample nacelles if you know what I mean....

He slid up to the F-35, noting its subtle curves and ample intake, and Ray Wert knew he had to have her...

It broke again.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

rattles abound

Holy shit! A list of cars Jalops don’t want that DOESN’T include the PT Cruiser?!?!?!?

the matte paint makes this like the 2010 Miami Bro Edition Tesla

Mistress* ;)

Gubmint confiscating guns already. THEY WAS ENJOYING THEY’RE FREEDOM OBUMMER!

Nope just a couple yahoo Amish from Pennsylvania on Rumspringa

A GT-R doesn’t turn the cabin into an easy bake oven in traffic.

Speaking of which now I need a 911 or a Viper.

The interior isn’t as nice as a GT-R or Porsche. Shouldn’t matter on a vehicle like this, but it does.

FCA needs to add hybrid tech and a supercharger to make a HyperViper. This is a car that’s being shut down before being taken to its (il)logical extreme, and that’s a crime against enthusiasts everywhere. #saveTheVipers2016

INTRODUCING THE NEW 2020 DODGE VIPER HYBRID

It’ll be back again.

Gran Turismo had fantastic menu music - I loved the unique tracks for each manufacturer. I’d also say Gran Turismo 2 had the best soundtrack of any game, with music from Stone Temple Pilots, Garbage, White Zombie, Filter, Foo Fighters - that game definitely helped me form my taste in music when I was in middle school.

Probably, but the automotive landscape in the mid-to-late 90s would’ve been at least a little bit prettier. I love how these look, and I’m curious about what a 2.0 Liter V-6 would sound like.