Haven’t you heard?

Bruh. -_____-

Hot Older Redhead Exposes Underthings On Tarmac

Non-political Jalopnik is better than political Jalopnik.

Patrick is redirecting the plane, arming the weapons, and ordering the bomb bay doors opened as we speak. Phase one of operation Die Yankee Hipsters is now in effect.

Some fruit hangs a bit too low, friend.

Hell, a few other Federation starships got killed in the TOS: The Defiant, the Constellation, the Excaliber (actually the whole crew by a M5 controlled Enterprise). Then the dozens of Starships destroyed by the Borg war, the war with the Klingons in DS9, and the Dominion War.

You mean DS9? Lotta blowed up ships in that one. Oh, and Voyager, where every other episode was some other group of aliens taking over the ship? And let’s not forget the beatings that the NX-01 took. I think that’s why Trip was my favorite character- the ship always looked perfect by the next episode.

Yup. And it blew up a few dozen times in the TNG episode, “Cause and Effect.”

I just see it as a mediocre car. Nothing more. Nothing less. It is heralded as the panacea for all auto ills here on the Jalopverse.

Wait, where did the Enterprise crash in Star Trek VI? Do you mean Generations?

If they put it in the Abramsverse they’ll have to blow up the ship every episode.

Yes

I’ve been stalking Boxsters from this generation for a while now, and I haven’t seen or heard anything that would make me worry about reliability significantly more than any other 10-12 year old sports car. And the upside is they are still amazing cars coronet.

IMS issues and cylinder head issues. my friend got one for 9k, and he’s put about half of that back into it just a few months after buying. Now considering a LS swap because why not.

Not that I’m aware of. I mean... no more so or any less than any other engine.

The market doesn’t lie. Porsche developed these cars on a shoestring and it shows. They are a lot like the late ‘70s 911 2.7s that had several nagging mechanical and quality issues. It’s not just IMS, it’s porous blocks, rear main seals, crummy interior and electricals, etc. Yet parts are every bit as expensive as…

#COTD, for sure!! Thanks for the laugh!