I am terrified of jack failure.

Same as most people. Saturns, Sunbirds, and Kias.

Gaah, didn’t see that you posted this already. My bad.

(I won't even lie, bruh - this comic terrifies me.)

If I had Dax’s Lincoln Continental, I’d be sporting a chubby every time I drove too.

S’nothing. I see at least five fireballs every weekend

“Asteroid”. OH COME ON, wake up sheeple!! This is OBVIOUSLY a UFO from Planet X probing our defenses and testing our reactions!!! They are in cahoots with the US Government, President Obama, and the Bush family to slowly colonize us and take our resources/jerbs!!!!

Looks same.

Goodness, gracious, what a great ball of fire!

Anything with straight-cut gears and a chain drive running under your butt.

It just ain’t the same.

I wish that dude would narrate my daily commute:

Now re-read the article, but this time imagine it’s being read to you by John Bunnell.

High speed chases generally ends poorly, that`s why most civilized nations are banning the practice.

I’m all for a sleeker design if they keep the rest simple

Now THAT looks like a toilet seat.

Sunglasses - they look cool AND hide your deep sadness!

This is just like high school in my old ‘97 right down to the snowbank murder, except I’m not listening to Sum 41 and crying about a girl.