I’d like to say I’d drive a Lada Niva over a Camry any day of the week... but you know... I got 2 kids... Makes the decision more complicated. Maybe if it wasn’t my DD. I’ll just stick to used Germans for now I suppose.

The Cruze, being a PoS Chevy, starts about $6k less than the Abarth. That’s more than 25% at this price point.

You know what else does? Fiat 500 Abarth. Fuck you Chevy.

“When you’re driving, the last thing you want to be doing is trying to focus extra hard on what you’re looking at.”

Because people are sheep. A large internet presence also means you can ‘influence’ these people.

I also hate it because if you’re an “influencer” you automatically basically get treated like a god by various companies.

Toss some beefier suspension and all road tires. rallycross time!

“Wow, what is this thing, a Tesla, a Jag-U-Ar, a Hummer?” “No, you are sitting in a Chevy Sonic!!” “Whaaaaaaa!?”

used walkers in sentence!

“Reminds me of my friend’s Beemer.”

Statistically speaking, most people are morons.

Better?

Off-Topic: I hate the name Mikaela, no matter how it is spelled.

Using chrome? Look up the “Decreased Productivity” plugin. Turns any html page into plain text and back again with the press of a button. You’re welcome :)

The same people who thought up “sharing economy".

When I saw the headline, I thought it was a synonym for ‘enforcers.’ Then again, I thought it was clickbait, and that they were gonna tell me... but nope, when Jalopnik asks a question in the headline, they are actually asking the question (which rocks, btw.)

Oh yeah? Well I have like 1,000,000 friends!

*calls LeBron*

A sexy, sexy catfish.