therustystarship
Rusty Starship
therustystarship

Same thing buying a car private party. Point out all the faults, then offer less.

So uh I about a month ago I scheduled an interview with a rep from Mitsubishi tonight, good timing or best timing ever?

And it will be called Nissabishi.

  1. Buy Mitsubishi

Alternate theory: He was showing off his “summon feature” and did not look at what he was doing, crashed it himself, and is now trying to find some way to blame anyone but himself.The phrase “Hey, bro watch what I can do with my car” may or may not have been involved.

That Z looks pretty rad. I’d imagine a 370 with 550hp probably likes to try and step out fairly often, no?

You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.

That’s priceless! I love it!

Reverse! It does nothing!

Stay in the car? Ok.

This works on several levels. From the traditional European “Grand Tour” to the modern industry-wide use of “GT” nomenclature, to the reversed Top Gear initials...

Or even in a cardboard box.

Regressives or Luddites

The Blanders!

The Earthtoners, consumers who purchase sensible durable personal transportation vehicles...

They’re not dumb. They already used the gag in the first trailer. Need to get some mileage out of it. Lemonade from lemons. No such thing as bad press. Etc

Congratulations, Mr. Country Mac’s Ocular Patdown, on COTD! My award to you is a beautiful horse which this lovely non-car lady will deliver soon. I think the horse is a Tennessee Walker.

He fogot to caulk the wagon - lost three oxen.

He should have hired a Cherokee to guide him across in a more Grand fashion.