I’m still looking for the ultimate ride - wow, i sound like Bodhi from Point Break... but it’s hard to top the Batmobile because it had a missile launcher and from a purely selfish perspective you could eat your lunch between takes on the film set without anyone noticing.. The Aston DBS was special though and anything…

Those people are usually called “nerds”.

Same basic idea...

Nascar doesn’t get the joke

Fiesta ST will get you pretty close. Time to go trade up and get some bolt-ons!

One horsepower less than this:

Honestly, I think 1 horsepower per 10 lbs is about right. So, a 3000 lbs car should have about 300hp, and a 4000 lbs car should have 400hp.

(punches wall, sobs)

Ford should have placed them closer to the windshield like they did in the ‘69 Mustang Mach 1 for better visability. Tell Ford, Jason.

Ugh sorry for the autoplay video I can’t make it stop!

There aren’t enough words to describe this horrific devastation. My heart goes out to these people.

What happened to his car this time? Will he make it across the country? How many tows will he need? Stay tuned for more of the Continuing Misadventures of Raphael and his New Blue Bug!

VTEC was short for Variable valve Timing and lift Electronic Control.

For every good Samaritan, you have a Levite that walks past.

Terminator was the code name of the supercharged DOHC 4.6L put in the ‘03/’04 Cobra.

I can SOOOO see that!!! DOO EET!!!

HEYGUYS! I DID JOURNALISMS!

Worse? Or BEST?

There’s a Times Square in Florida?

Ive had sex in one of those. Thankfully the owner was about the size of Bernadette from Big Bang Theory.