What a stunning collection of Fords! The GT40 would be my first pick (I know that’s a shocker), I would take any of them in a heartbeat.

I got this. One dollar, Bob.

I think because this ad was targeted at college students, this was actually a pretty clever slogan. It’ll get you where you’re going, point a-b, as well as in life.

Anyone else see a lot of Dodge Charger influence on the front end? Maybe it’s just the way the hood meets with the grille. Looks pretty sweet overall though.

It was either that or “Fuck it, probably won’t give you cancer.”

There is no amount of rose coloring that would make nearly any 70s car seem reliable. Heck, it's direct competition is a early rotary, Pinto, and soon to be Gremlin, and Vega. Clearly shining gems of humanity.

Basically. Why do you think Japanese cars kinda took over? It was because they actually ran unlike a lot of American or Euro cars of the same class.

Do you remember cars in the 70s or early 80s? I remember my grandfather’s 1980 Citation spending a huge amount of its first year down at Joe Hoebler Chevy.

Introducing His Lordship, the Viscount of Viscosity, the Marquess of Marque, Baron of the Brakes, Doug De Muro! muro muro muro....

A top speed of 88 mph?!? It’s ready to go ‘Back to the Future’

Also, look what this guy did; sort of the opposite idea:

I got one for ya:

Wait, did you change anything with that QX80 picture? I can’t tell, it’s still fat and ugly...

The same reason they put P35 for (350 horse) on a flintstone kid’s bike. VW said fuck logic.

Yes however the doors also stay open on an incline now, UNLIKE a commoner. I hope this gets me back into society.

Shit, you beat me to this joke by 23 minutes. I typed it, then watched the video, then hit publish, but that only accounts for 4 of those minutes.

We fixed that!

I had thought it would be electric too. I remember seeing a car at an auto show that had an electric bike with it, with a place to put it in the vehicle, so you could park outside a city center and then take the bike the rest of the way.

“Aw, maaaaaate....”