I still have one of these in my basement, running Ubuntu and acting as my family email server. Yes, once you ripped ME off the damned thing, they were solid as fuck.

Meh, I destroyed one too. There’s a million of them. That’s the point!

They did it for...

Oh i had that EXACT computer

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. We never could get the damn bridge to work, but this baby works just fine.

powered by a wonderful BMW Motorsport V12 Wall-E

I wonder what percentage of commenters will even know what a “compaq” is.

Okay

Obligatory: NEIN Doppelkupplung!!

From this day forward, all vents without leather shall be known as “naked vents.”

They don’t need to hire me (though that would be cool); they just need to hire one of the interior designers from their sister brand, Audi. Even in the B8 A4 (a car starting in the low $30k range), Audi offered the FREE option of black dash or dark grey dash on the light grey interior.

Like I said directly to his comment, so they can charge $2950 for it.

“I braked because I thought you were going to run into me”

You are full of shit.

He wanted a new Interceptor Explorer.

My Cayman is at the dealership for a couple of days and they gave me a 2016 Cayenne to drive. It’s got that same tan interior and it’s hideous.

Porsche really butchers light interiors, because they make the dash and steering wheel the same color.

I do get your point, but don’t you think it is a bit ironic given your username ??

What, all that and no leather covered vents? fail. Your passengers will mock your naked vents. Of course that is what the updated brakes and imaginary squirrels you have to brake for without warning are there to deal with.

Red interior is the best. That is all.