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Didn’t Jalopnik already cover this pretty well a while back?


Photo taken moments before the predatory Volvo consumed the poor Audi.

They do have awesome hot dip galvanizing skills.

Not everyone let’s their shoes/feet get stanky as all hell.

^^^This is how Roselli actually talks.

AYYYYYY OOOO DIS GUY WHAT U TRYIN’ TO SAY ‘BOUT THE I-TALIANS?

I’m no accident expert, but aren’t cars designed nowadays to crumple in the front as that FIAT did? If the car isn’t crumpling, then the drivers and passengers are absorbing the energy from the impact. Looks like the front of the FIAT just slid under the Volvo, hence why the Volvo’s bumper is fine. The seating

“Ewww... what’s that smell?”

Is her box heated?

Not to be confused with a Prius, which IS a heated shoebox.

Jesus christ it doesn’t just look like a Passat, it has the same goddamn front end with that tapered flat front and stupid rectangular grill set slightly lower and pulled forwards from the headlights.

I can't get Kinja to let me upload a meme :( but this basically sounds like Oprah... you get investigated! and you get investigated!! and you! haha

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1st Gear: Dealers Have No Love For Nissan

I was actually thinking about drawing some cars only described in science fiction books — there’s some interesting examples out there.

Farah Fawcett approves.

It’s okay, folks. Jason lives in his own little world. They know him there.