Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.

Carbon was added to rubber to make it more durable. White tires were shitty as actual tires, but maybe there’d be a different additive that could be used to make the white and still retain their black properties.

No, sir. The 1905 Ford Model F.

This is a great opportunity for them to take the wreck and fix it. Would be great advertising.

How many you got?

Model b

Then you will have geeks confusing them with these revered objects:

S3XY BACK

Ford owns “Model A”, so why not “Model M”?

itll do it prematurely...

I wonder what the 0 to 60 times will be for E.

Imprezive! Yet another to add to your Legacy of witty comments.

And now the Subaru is a Subaruined.

The Subaru Global Platform will soon be under every Impreza, I imagine that they engineered the current STi and the WRX on the old platform just as a hold over. The ‘real’ STi and WRX should be on the SGP, and that’s when I think we’ll see a hatchback return.

Everything moves (rattles) in my jeep, never thought of it as a luxury though.

COTD by virtue of a jalop doing everything in their power to keep the small hatch!

Didn’t know they came with “joust mode”.

Sadly, I don’t think we’ll get one any time soon. I hear they are cranking out sedans at max capacity, and still selling all of them with little to no delay. They know people want the hatch, but have no room, and therefore no financial incentive, to add it.

Its like the gnarliest little unicorn!

And Subaru is missing out on the fun.