The 2021 Escalade, which hasn’t officially been debuted yet, is rumored to have a V performance model,

My jeans didn’t survive, and I’m sitting in a goddamn office. Fuck.

This is the truest sentence ever written.

This is an extremely good point that I feel deserves more discussion.

LMAO as long as it comes exactly as you have it here, with the “Code Brown” label on the OH SHIT button, then I’m in.

As a resident of the northern US, I agree completely. Just imagine riding in a self-driving shuttle-pod rolling 5mph down the highway because it can’t see the lines anymore, slowly grinding to a halt. Not exactly safer than a human driver anymore.

Hahahahahahaaaa

Well, and the in-laws.

This is a great point. I still think I trust a human more than a machine even with their possible lapses in judgement, but yeah. Treating it like an electronic chauffeur is a good way to think about it.

GO GO GADGET UUUHHHH.... STOP THE F*CKING CAAAARRRR

It lacks traditional controls like pedals and a steering wheel, freeing up room for commuters who will share rides.

There is no color too outrageous for a Dodge fanboy/girl. Fanperson. Fan... Just fan.

I was wondering why my brain said, “Looks like it could be six percent better,” when I saw it.

Honestly, the Chevy SS was more of an exception to this because they did do a much better job hiding the bumper on that one. I think it’s mostly the designs where they put the Chevy logo IN the bar between the grills that I don’t like. Like these:

I don’t love the strange layered split grille that’s on a lot of Chevy’s cars,

I don’t even want anyone else to rent it. Because then, I’d have to look at it.

Isn’t that pretty much every interstate? Perhaps I didn’t pedant hard enough.

* Dual carriageway

Here’s the thing. There’s only one downside I can see to pulling through a spot, and that’s the car that will inevitably park behind you, blocking your access to your trunk. So, if you don’t need access to your trunk at all, then the pull-through maneuver is all well and good.

This is awesome. And that’s in no way influence by my previous ownership of a 2000 Saturn SL1. At all.