Genius. One screaming seagull meme coming right up:

Alfa Romeo also found a new sponsor, and would now like for you to call it “Alfa Romeo Racing ORLEN,” caps and all.

Ford execs:

Interesting! In that context, it does make a lot more sense. 

This car is a very strange amalgamation of curves and edges that don’t really make sense. It seems to be part Vanquish and part Cadillac. I’d never seen it before, so I thought googling what the front looked like would help this make sense.

There’s a hopefulness about a paper-copy classified that Craigslist just can’t replace. You get one picture on which to build your hope and desire. And for some reason, it still works for me.

My condolences on loosing the C-smas dick.

Disappointing seems like an understatement. More like terrifying lol. Were you in the car when it happened?

On top of that, in a world where the hair dryer exists, why do we still have to wait for a car’s engine to heat up before the heat starts working? Stick a few wire coils in there, and we could turn it from Milwaukee to Miami in this Lincoln.

Let’s use some of the evidence from our movie archives to narrow down what we don’t want.

That was awesome! I have always wanted to take courses at Team O’Neal. What did you think about the experience?

Thank you, I was wondering if others were having the same problem. On top of that, has Kinja also been running really slowly for you, too? Like, barely being able to type?

I mean, in a way that’s fitting since they don’t really get to choose their own direction. Like some cave-dwelling creature that never needed to evolve eyes since they live in darkness.

*piercing, indiscriminate screaming*

It’s a real shame that doesn’t exist yet... I’d pay good money for that lol

It actually does look kind of like it! That’s awesome! I never knew that. I would like to have that quite a bit, actually.

Oh, 100%! Kit would have to be at the top of the list.

If I’m going to have a car with a big screen as my dashboard, I’d hope that I could download cool themes for it. A little like browser themes or something like that.

In retrospect, I think my comment may have been a bit harsh. A small win is always better than a loss.

Here’s Cadillac President Steve Carlisle: