I’ve been considering sending them emails full of pedestrian insults.

Remember, folks. If you drive stoned, you’ll get boned.

I agree. IndyCar has a brighter future with RP at the helm than it would with anyone else. I guess I only have one concern, which, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t all that big of a deal... Maybe? Idk, maybe it is a big deal.

Would having a manual transmission (or a non-CVT automatic, I guess) give you even more torque in every gear? As if you needed any more of it with a 900hp electric motor... Would it also give you more range by not requiring as high of RPMs from the electric motor?

Ever since I was a kid, my grandmother would hold an Indy 500 betting pool. She would write down the names of every driver on little strips of paper, toss them in a hat, and then pick out the names of drivers, one-by-one. She’d match them with each member of the family, with most of us getting one front runner and one…

You know, I’m glad I’m not the only one that was basically introduced to motor sport through Gran Turismo 3. Tuning a base model car to near-race-car specs was something that really intrigued me. But, it wasn’t until I could get behind the wheel of some of the race cars included in the game that I realized the true…

The winner of which will move on to the next challenger: SATOBOT.

This will either be the most boring race of all time, or a hilarious cluster of some of the gnarliest crashes ever seen at IMS.

My dad has the 2.7EB in his truck, too. I’m always astonished at how quick that thing is. He absolutely loves it.

This is some lvl 99 Jalop shit, right here.

Oh, no. It’s so good.

Penske was a long holdout on the losing side of The Split from the 1990s, sticking with CART (itself a split from USAC in the 1970s) from 1996 until finally joining the Indy Racing League in 2002, as per its corporate timeline.

Yep. He basically hires super expensive guides to take him to all the best spots where the biggest elk are, and he gets to take the shot. Not like the rest of us who hunt that actually have to do the research and find those sorts of spots, ourselves. Just makes me mad. 

Did that get taken down? I don’t see that post anywhere over on... Whatever they’re saying Deadspin is now.

HA, thanks. Worked so hard on it that I melted my Google search bar.

Low-profile tires. Because who needs a pain-free, functional spine anyway.

I was going to say, I would have thought the tires were already bigger than 18" right now.

I love those 2-door Cherokees so much.

I didn’t know much about Sage Karam until he completely lost his shit at everyone within earshot at this year’s Indy 500 when he almost didn’t make the field. Not a very impressive move by him, and more evidence to back your comment that he’s a douche canoe.

While I get why they are doing this, it doesn’t feel like the right way to handle a series that’s intended to put talented women in racing seats. What’s going to happen is the same problem that Indy Lights has, as you mention in the article, minus the three guaranteed rides provided by IndyCar. I mean, look at all the…