Hmm... Brown, the color of shit... FIAT?

I’m the dude sitting to the right of the woman with a half-empty box of smokes who’s totally oblivious to the fact that if I smoked less, maybe I could afford a camera that actually works.

At a family gathering over the weekend, I told my sister that if I could, I’d really like to buy an early-90's Corvette. She rolled her eyes and said, “I mean, I guess. If you’re that desperate to just tell people you have a Corvette.”

Here, we have one Jason Torchinsky. A man who can spot the turn indicator of a Volkswagen Rabbit from three blocks away. And while things may be going well for this Pao Pilot, he’s about to embark on a journey of two Omnis. One, privileged to a life of perennial pampering. The other, its downtrodden counterpart from a…

To me, I can deal with cosmetic damage inside the car. But, I can’t really deal with cosmetic damage to the outside of the car. Is that vanity? Maybe. But I don’t really care. A dented quarter panel is annoying enough for me to fix it as soon as I can.

True, but only slightly. Recently, I was forced to drive around on a busted shock absorber until the dealership could order the part, and was very surprised with how dramatically it affect braking distance. Everybody tells you that it does, but I didn’t realize to what degree until it happened to me.

Rare.

Back when I was in grade school, we were taught how to sing both the Battle Hymn of the Republic and Dixie Land. We sang them both for our parents in one of those grade-school concerts.  I think we also sang Yankee Doodle, but, you know. Wrong war.

Nah, David, that’s just a Jensen Interceptor that never skips leg day. Or maybe, er... Diff day?

Honestly though, it was so un-Servia like to do something like that. Because to the casual observer, it just looked like he was driving like a total dick out there. Like you said, is it possible that he or his spotters didn’t know he was a lap down? That would seem nuts to me.

That was a big moment that I don’t see a lot of people talking about. It was downright dangerous of Servia to block someone he’s a lap down from. 

And see, I would certainly consider buying a 280zx. This is the answer the people want.

Kid looks kinda screwed up, I think. Maybe even twin-screwed.

Sure, ok that’s neat, but when can I get one in a Colorado?

When the park job is especially egregious, like, crooked over two spaces, I love parking my Fiesta next to them at the same angle. Hey, makes me laugh anyway.

...and an incredible 90 percent of WRXs sold with a clutch pedal instead of the car’s optional continuously variable transmission.

Zak Brown comes out and directly says that it wasn’t arrogance that caused them to be unprepared, but come on. They thought they had this in the bag. This video they came out with a few months ago makes jokes about only turning left. And, while funny, would have been a lot funnier had they not totally skewed the pooch…

I vote that it’s just a Chiron with a backwards seat and a bunch of cameras.

...I highly suggest putting it on for the next cozy movie night you have with your significant other. It’s a comedy, I promise! You’ll laugh your asses off.

I guess I’m a little confused about the W Series’ role in the open-wheel FIA lineup. There are women drivers in both F2 and F3, yet, both of those are considered feeder series to F1. There are no women in F1. The W Series is entirely women and appears to be... Functioning as another feeder series to F1? I’m confused.