You don’t think the Fusion Sport was awesome? I’d at least give it highly underrated.

I guess you should have added the /s tag lol.

OH, it was actually a real thing. And here, I thought you were just talking shit. As you do.

I would have gone with the Ford Little Midget Pony. But Pygmy works, too.

I mean, for the safety of yourself and any occupants you may have, I can see your point.

Rodents of unusual size? Yep. They exist.

This is amazing. Congratulations, David. Not only was this an incredible accomplishment, but your daunting trips to Moab prove time and time again that most people give up on cars far too quickly. A car is never really dead. The fate of a car lies in the willingness of its owner to do what has to be done to keep it on…

Pretty sure there’s no such thing as this “Pot Hole” you speak of... Wait a second... I can’t feel the difference between me and the couch. Have I become the couch?

Even worse, that particular pothole was not in his network.

WAIT... Are you saying it’s finally our turn to blame an entire generation for poor business and economic decisions?

I see Rowdy’s gotten an upgrade. And you even lopped two doors off! Incredible!

*ERROR*

Would have been nice to have that warning before I smashed by backup camera into the trailer hitch, but thanks, guys. That sticker on the inside of the tailgate was a real help.

It’s hard, because Mario’s pretty much GOAT status, and you have to believe that some of that natural talent (and knowledge passed down by Mario) would been more prevalent down his family line. You can tell Marco has the drive to win. He even appears to try and channel his inner Mario with that retro head sock he…

*Andretti fires up car on race day*

They deserved it. That headline is horrendous. How stupid do they think people are?

In the year 2030, Trump’s going to release a book. And it’s going to be called If I Colluded.

Funny story, I couldn’t help but notice that gas prices are going up again. Bet this isn’t related to that, AT ALL.

“Hey, sooo uhhh, for the tail lights. How ‘bout we just like, take a little somethin’ like this, and uuuhhh... Flip it ovah?”

Mine’s a Fiesta SE hatch, too. Still handles surprisingly well for an economy car. The steering is light, nimble and precise. I love the little thing. And, if you want to change your own oil, it’s super easy because the oil filter is at the bottom-front of the engine. That said, I bought it right before the ST came…