*Andretti fires up car on race day*

They deserved it. That headline is horrendous. How stupid do they think people are?

In the year 2030, Trump’s going to release a book. And it’s going to be called If I Colluded.

Funny story, I couldn’t help but notice that gas prices are going up again. Bet this isn’t related to that, AT ALL.

“Hey, sooo uhhh, for the tail lights. How ‘bout we just like, take a little somethin’ like this, and uuuhhh... Flip it ovah?”

Mine’s a Fiesta SE hatch, too. Still handles surprisingly well for an economy car. The steering is light, nimble and precise. I love the little thing. And, if you want to change your own oil, it’s super easy because the oil filter is at the bottom-front of the engine. That said, I bought it right before the ST came…

Holy shit, that’s a real ad?! 

I own one too, and it doesn’t bother me. While I did notice they don’t fold flat, you still get a boatload more cargo room by folding them down.

I... just drooled on my keyboard. 

I second the fuck yellow notion. There are very few cars that look good in yellow, and this isn’t one of them.

“For the kind of man who wants their automatic razor to both shave their face and grate 4-foot-tall blocks of sharp cheddar, look no further than the LM 350.”

I mean, if they were going for “murderous street sweeper,” then they nailed it. 

HA, GOT IT. Thanks. I didn’t realize I had already become an Old in my late 20's. My comment sounds like something my grandfather would say. 

Who’s capping what?

Lincoln is trying to rebound from two straight years of U.S. sales declines and wants to continue the momentum started by the Navigator, Nautilus and Aviator utilities.

If you look at a Tesla Model S and remove the 1600 lbss from the battery pack, you’ll find it unusually light for a large sporty saloon/hatchback.estate.

I had no idea that ICON started resto-modding Pintos.

Oh. Ha, Is that really it? That’s great if it is, but I always feel like every joke on the internet has some secret meaning that I don’t understand.

Why does he move his entire body with every new word he says? Is this what cocaine does to a person? Also, why is he deliberately mispronouncing words all the time?

With recurring jokes about milk that I do not fully understand,