Why does the Cayenne in the cover shot already look old? Either Porsche sent a lousy photo, or the SUV doesn’t wear that color very well.

Someone buy this before Jason Camissa adds ANOTHER perfect BMW to his already excellent collection.

I disagree. If you undercut the others in price, I think they’d move a lot more of these than you would think. Especially among the non-enthusiast crowd. 

Same. This car isn’t going to go down in value anymore. It’s only on the upswing. The overwhelming CP of this vote is actually a little encouraging.

Yeah, but wasn’t that just a rebadged Dodge Dakota?

Extremely good point that I did not consider. Something something chicken tax? 

As an ex-IHOP server, I can confidently say yes. Yes, there is a Endless Pancake Day. I think it’s actually called Never-Ending Pancake Day. Ironically, the day, itself, also feels like it never ends...

That’s what I’m hoping for. Let’s put it this way, and I have no way to back this up, but here it goes. The loudest group of pickup truck drivers are the “REAL TRUCKS HAVE A V8 AND A SET OF ITS OWN TRAILER-HITCH BALLS” dude-bros. But, the largest group of new truck buyers are just... dads. Your everyday dude that…

Not bringing that truck to the States is a mistake. It would sell better than a short stack on Endless Pancake Day at the IHOP.

It’s honestly been a little baffling to me why fully-electric trucks are not more of a thing, given that EVs have instant torque and the fact that trucks are mostly used for short trips, lessening range anxiety.

This is the kind of red hot truth no Jalop wants, but needs.

Yeah, that kind of bummed me out a little bit. I was hoping to see the stands full of people. To be fair, it is a gargantuan facility.

Lol, it was a joke, dude. 

There shouldn’t even be pictures of this wretched thing on the internet. I gagged a little when I typed “Crosstour” into the Google search bar.

Actually though, between this and the Honda Crosstour (which I’m assuming is basically the same vehicle as the Acura you posted), this was ahead of its time. I’d almost call it the AMC Eagle of not-coupes.

I mean, this should go better than the Daimler merger. At least neither of them can benefit unfairly from the other.

They’ll have a nice mediocre marriage and live out the rest of their days mutually going through the motions and making barely passable vehicles. They’ll love it.

They really just should have put a man bun on it and called it a day. 

I certainly like thinking about Skylines more than thinking about that BMW Gran Coupe you guys posted yesterday.

I miss my life of five minutes ago when I wasn’t thinking about the 6 Series Gran Turismo. But, there’s no going back now.