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As an ex-IHOP server, I can confidently say yes. Yes, there is a Endless Pancake Day. I think it’s actually called Never-Ending Pancake Day. Ironically, the day, itself, also feels like it never ends...

That’s what I’m hoping for. Let’s put it this way, and I have no way to back this up, but here it goes. The loudest group of pickup truck drivers are the “REAL TRUCKS HAVE A V8 AND A SET OF ITS OWN TRAILER-HITCH BALLS” dude-bros. But, the largest group of new truck buyers are just... dads. Your everyday dude that

Not bringing that truck to the States is a mistake. It would sell better than a short stack on Endless Pancake Day at the IHOP.

It’s honestly been a little baffling to me why fully-electric trucks are not more of a thing, given that EVs have instant torque and the fact that trucks are mostly used for short trips, lessening range anxiety.

This is the kind of red hot truth no Jalop wants, but needs.

Yeah, that kind of bummed me out a little bit. I was hoping to see the stands full of people. To be fair, it is a gargantuan facility.

Lol, it was a joke, dude. 

There shouldn’t even be pictures of this wretched thing on the internet. I gagged a little when I typed “Crosstour” into the Google search bar.

Actually though, between this and the Honda Crosstour (which I’m assuming is basically the same vehicle as the Acura you posted), this was ahead of its time. I’d almost call it the AMC Eagle of not-coupes.

I mean, this should go better than the Daimler merger. At least neither of them can benefit unfairly from the other.

They’ll have a nice mediocre marriage and live out the rest of their days mutually going through the motions and making barely passable vehicles. They’ll love it.

They really just should have put a man bun on it and called it a day. 

I certainly like thinking about Skylines more than thinking about that BMW Gran Coupe you guys posted yesterday.

I miss my life of five minutes ago when I wasn’t thinking about the 6 Series Gran Turismo. But, there’s no going back now.

I don’t see a third pedal in any of these images or anywhere in the video, so this entire video is basically Bad and also, Not Good.

So, does the thirsty EV at least come with a self-charger as a backup plan? You know, just in case its assigned port suddenly decides to reverse its polarity? For little to no reason? 

Are we talking about a new WRX (non-STI) competitor? Or should we not expect that sort of performance?

That would have been a way cooler name, to be honest lol. I’d be first in line.

I feel like that’s just Porsche fans. Full stop.