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That’s the same yellow RX-7 from the Japan episode from last season, right? You think Harris is dailying that car right now? 

Basically, Red Bull boss Dietrich Mateschitz and team owner Christian Horner have both expressed their belief that requiring teams to compete at the same level wouldn’t be fair because it means they won’t have the ability to spend millions of dollars more than their competition in order to assume their performance

So, apparently the 918's wheels are just the placeholder text of wheels over at Porsche right now?

I was going to say, these sarcastic car quotes are starting to sound like awkward first-time sexual encounters lol

I guess when I say I exhausted my supply, it was actually just that I wasn’t willing to try new bands without a recommendation. I feel like giving a new band a chance takes a lot of time, especially when you know so much about the bands you already like. I’ll give that Exmortus a shot! Thanks!

I am in need of good driving music that’s new. I have exhausted my supply of late-2000's alternative rock, modern synth wave, punk rock, metal... you get the gist. What are you listening to for good driving music these days?

“Oh, look. A snow-covered parking lot. Please don’t - yep, we’re drifting now. Woooooo hooooo, look at you go. You must be so pleased with yourself. You’re so good at this.”

It looks so... bored. Not boring, but just bored. Like, you could be huckin’ that thing through some twisties and the face on that car will never stop looking totally disinterested. 

Then, once the Valkyrie is halfway through its meal, in comes a new challenger.

Standard Senna: YOU FOOL! THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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I love IndyCar, and I feel like it’s been making a comeback for a while now. IndyCar’s made some good decisions in the past few years. I certainly won’t be missing the race at Road America as long as they keep going there. I was really happy to see them come back to my home track.

It’s probably the smart move. I mean, you don’t want to struggle to get that thing out. Keeps it cleaner, too.

As someone who’s bashed their shin on my dad’s hitch on his truck many times over the years, I can suddenly see a lot of merit in removing the hitch whenever you’re not using it. That is an EVIL variety of pain.

Dude, I don’t know a single person who removes their ball hitch on their truck. Ever. How many people do you actually know that removes their hitch when they’re not using it?

So, do they file these patents whenever they get any idea at all just so that nobody can do it first? 

That new GMC Denali tailgate is the most useless, idiotic idea in modern truck design. I was just at an auto show where it was demonstrated. After it’s done unfolding, it ends up sitting an inch in front of the hitch receiver. So, if you want to use it, you’d have to remove your ball hitch every single time.

Project: Gone Postal. I like that.

That poor guy died all alone on a bench in a Subway platform. The idea of that seems much worse to me than being forced to walk by him.

Ok Joey Diaz lol

That makes a ton of sense.