(There are Saturn fans out there, still, right?)

Seinfeld bought the car for $1.2 million in 2013, the lawsuit said, along with a certificate of authenticity from the company.

*Reads headline*

Just a few more panels to go #Bradsport

It’s almost the car time. Driving anything fun this Spring?

Fence-sitter take: Absolutely maybe!

My first thought was how badly I’d want to do this to an XJ. That would be peak Jeep.

NO U

Incoming tweet from Elon announcing “Product Quality Update” patches in 3, 2, 1...

*Entire Jalopnik crew right now*

Open-wheel racing also makes car-to-car contact between racers basically impossible without total disaster. Which, while it may not be as entertaining, still requires more skill and patience to pull off at high speeds.*

Counterpoint, this is the next STi.

This may be the most Yooper thing I’ve read all year. Possibly ever.

I certainly did... I stand corrected!

That’s not fair, a Miura would look good in any color. A Miura would even look good if you salvaged it from the bottom of a river after spending 15 years in the current. A Miura would look good even if it was on fire.

I mean, it would definitely still look better in red.

But doesn’t that description apply to most people? You’re telling me that you would be able to sound like an expert in a field you’re not familiar with in a long-form dialogue like that? I certainly couldn’t.

*opens lid of dumpster, is met by an angry mob tossing a deluge of rotten fruit*

*walks on stage, taps microphone*

Erik.