This is what happens when you start hitting the gym too hard and put in too many reps. The poor guy just got too Zwolle. 

This bothers me: “I got an Italian sub yesterday and the guy behind the counter was so annoyed that he had to fire up the griddle...”

It’s too bad Rooney couldn’t drive his sidepiece’s VW Beetle home from the bar anywhere near as well as he drove that ball.

Livin’ on a Prayer is already the National Anthem of New Jersey. No need to allow it to go any further than that.

As is lobbing Seaman:

Pekin High School from Pekin, Illinois. This somehow lasted until the 1980s (and still garners support from the old timers):

Those payments every year are like running through somebody’s face.

Ah, yes the 2002 Ronaldihno wondergoal over the ponytailed, mustachioed English keeper.

“ Jeremy Corbyn and Labour won for many reasons”?!?

This has to be the WORST thing that a Penn State Defensive Coordinator has EVER done.

Agreed.

Please make this happen.

Further evidence that Eastern Europeans are the most racist people in the world.

While a junior in high school, I’d eat a “Taco 12-Pack” of Taco Bell beef soft tacos after hockey practice at least once a week. They actually sold them in a box labeled that way.

He is truly America’s greatest, slightly overweight and somewhat creepy plumber...

“They already have NFL and MLB teams, and the local college squad is a mainstay in the NCAA tournament.”

This is from a match between two Philadelphia area teams this weekend.

You take that back!

Ummm, Drew, an “eight-figure deal” would be worth, at most, $99,999,999. Those have already been signed.

Seems a bit like how the 2008 Detroit Lions annual season highlight film should have gone...