Calgary Flames defenseman Nicklas Grossmann played the first six seasons of his NHL career under the wrong surname - “Grossman”.

Hmmm, UVA “freshmen ... forced to participate in ‘wrestling matches’ while naked or partially naked” as some sort of initiation ritual?

This, Forever:

Eagles over Patriots in Super Bowl XXXIX.

It would be 6 and 3/4ths undefeated seasons for the Phillies to get back to .500 for their history. Wowza that’s a lot of years of terrible baseball.

Back to practicing “interplanetary funkmanship”.

If only he was still paired with Craig Ludwig, then he would’ve been OK.