Look, even without the knives, and performed on those who are not toddlers, the very concept of exorcisms is INSANE. It is literally not a sane thing to support, believe in, or be a part of. Demons inhabiting people and needing to be extracted through ritual? Do we live in a fuckin' medieval fantasy novel? Grow up,…

Taking up more than an allotted amount of space on a crowded plane: Perfectly fine if you are fat.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

dumbest shit ever. Lets take pictures of half empty subway cars where someone is sitting comfortably.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

"Mazel tov!"

When...the ball hits your glass

You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.

I think tumblr is already doing a fine job by itself getting feminists to tear each other to shreds.

The video may be vertical, but at least the fan was 16:9

'Bunch of loosers'
-Bama fan

Yes. When people respond to a sincere and polite request for an explanation with "it's not my job to educate you," I can only conclude that if it isn't worth their two minutes to speak with me about it, it certainly isn't worth my time to learn about it when I could be learning something I value more.

OMG, you're right! All the Santas disappeared from my local malls just a few weeks ago, right around the 26th. Those fuckers! Kidnapping Santas!

Tallahassee Police Department named MVP

"When it comes to keeping small people out of sight, they've still got a lot to learn." - Joe Paterno

That's weird, you'd expect the guys in leather jackets who regularly attend 6th-tier English soccer to smell pretty damn fresh.

Luckily, there is no god, and religion is nothing but myth and superstition. Have a nice day.

Even though Philly sold all their tickets, three of four Eagles fans will definitely be blacked out.

Good job, Philadelphia!

Here is the apology. It looks fairly sincere to me.