WELL. Then. I guess, in the end, LUCKY wasn’t so........

I’m not sure that I can possibly overstate the amount of stars I want to give this reply right now. Sadly, I can give it only one. So instead, I will also give you this:

thiiiisss poossstttt iiisss aaa ffuuucckkkinnnnggg jooookkkkeee

let’s just call it what it is: rich person LARPing. My little brother got married recently and the wedding was “Gatsby-inspired” even though he and his bride are scraping by. Gatsby-inspired, indeed.

I find this kind of artistic fake memory-making really strange. Don’t we want to remember the actual day, the people, for who they really are?

Also in Squee news there’s a new baby Red Panda at the Detroit Zoo. Her name is Tofu and I am currently in the process of devising the best way to steal her so I can keep her.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

We will see you there!

And here’s the best part: when Richter and his ensemble perform the album in Berlin this fall, they will play straight from midnight until 8 AM to an audience reclining in “four or five hundred beds.”

mine too! It’s the worst.

Omg, yes. That quaint little X stitch... is NOT meant to be permanent people.

God, pencil skirts with their vent sewn shut make me want to wander around with manicure scissors.

Nancy Meyers x Meryl x Nicholas Sparks

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

I am getting SO much grief for not doing an “epic” grand entrance with my bridal party, where all the bridesmaid/groomsmen pairs dance in (with props), and then me and the groom dance in. This video is why we are not doing that. Also, I just don’t wanna.

I read it as:

Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime.

I will take the corgis!