Wolf of Wall Street, hands down. The book was nearly unreadable (I only finished it because it was for a college paper) BUT the movie is great (even if overly long).

YES! The Flipping Vegas people and their constant yelling at eachother make me itchy. But most of all, I am convinced that every house they buy is staged to be “awful”. I find it completely unbelievable that this one couple has managed to find: a Satanic cult house (complete with pentagrams and incoherent writing on…

Amen. And as a person who recently (painstakingly, reluctantly) planned a wedding (TheRoyalHe basically made me do it, knowing I’d plan everything within an inch of its life, because #controlissues), the question over whether I’d be doing this was met with the most intense Liz Lemon eye-rolls. It’s another piece of…

NO! But I love this SO HARD. With this crazy-town election going on, it’s hard to remember that not every evangelical Christian is also politically involved. I am bothered slightly less by him now! #NotAllEvangelicals

Ug, yes. Also, in one episode (http://www.hgtv.com/shows/fixer-up…), the homeowner is the daughter of “Chip’s favorite writer,” Max Lucado. That...covers it, sure, but it’s not exactly the whole picture. (Max Lucado is no Billy Graham, though; not even close.) Bless HGTV for trying to separate church and (real e)state.

And! He was IN the Nora Ephron documentary, Everything is Copy. I just...what??

This has never been a more perfect time for me to post a picture I am probably still way too proud of 11 years later.

Mine was stolen a few years ago, NOW I KNOW WHO TOOK IT!

I would likely never buy one myself, but I will say this: The expensive candles are legitimately better. I usually burn non-fancy candles until the wick is gone, and then use a candle warmer (yes, A Thing) for a few weeks (on and off) until the scent is gone. I did this with a Nest Fragrances candle I got for…

Could be a browser thing — for me, I can’t star in Firefox, but have no problems in Chrome.

Ugh, this makes me so sad. And mad. But mostly sad, because I really loved this vertical! (Also, I didn’t have to fight very hard to get out of the greys!) LONG LIVE MILLIHELEN!

So, I am not the only defective female who wants city hall, when her fiance wants The Whole Shit Show? Awesome. Makes me feel better...but only slightly. (Because I still have to participate in The Whole Shit Show. #maritalcompromise.)

HA! Houston is my least favorite U.S. city too! (Sorry, Houston, it’s nothing personal.)

This was post-internet but pre-smartphone — we were at a bar, so I couldn’t call up Judge Google to hand down the decision that he was hideously wrong. I proved him wrong years later, though (when this argument happened AGAIN) with an assist from someone who was with us — she works in retail and backed me up. <Insert…

I once engaged in a HEATED argument with a friend when I told him he forgot to cut the vents on his suit jacket. And his winter coat. He legitimately did not believe me.

You are a far classier broad than I; the graduation card I gave my SIL said, “You’re the Shit”. (In script, of course — I’m not an animal.)

ME. TOO. I actually bought it a while ago after reading the Jezebel ‘Worth It’ article on this very hair dryer, and I will never ever ever again buy anything but a professional hair dryer.

ME. TOO. I actually bought it a while ago after reading the Jezebel ‘Worth It’ article on this very hair dryer, and…

Not quite the same, but I imagine a Schadenfreude bath could look something like this:

My friend had this one, and it was fantastic. (Theirs was even customized for their hair color — http://www.littlethingsfavors.com/hifibrandgrf.h…)

This is pretty run-of-the-mill, but here it is anyway:

TheRoyalHe’s dad (somehow, I do not know) got box seat tickets to the most recent Kanye West tour (A+, great show despite what you think of Kanye). Anyway, box seats = unlimited access to a bar (and snacks!) = a very, very, very drunk me. After the show, TheRoyalHe…