Confirmed. I worked at the main branch of a large library in a large-ish city, and I can corroborate this statement.

Anyone who chooses 3D ultrasound pictures over schadenfreude is clearly a psychopath.

There was a piece on NPR yesterday, and the reporter went to the KDR house to attempt an interview. The brothers were on the front lawn playing football, and the only one who would speak said, "Beautiful day guys. Great day to be a brother." http://www.npr.org/2015/03/18/393…

I am engagement-ambivalent (well, almost), but I do have three minor requests:
1. Do not put a ring in my food.
2. Do not bet (or sell) the proverbial farm to pay for said ring.
2. Do not ask in public (which includes a No Jumbotrons clause).

A star for the story, and +1,000 for the username.

Yes, so I've heard. I'm nervous for that part, but the way I see it is: I can exchange minutes of excruciating pain followed by a few hours of dull cramp-y pain in exchange for YEARS (ten! or more!) of:
1. Not having to go to the pharmacy or order meds online
2. Not having to pay for said meds at pharmacy or online…

This article reminded me to call my doctor today, who was looking into (with the insurance company) what each IUD would cost. (They said like a month ago they'd call me, but didn't. Jerks.) Good news: It's free! Better news: I'm going Friday to get my Paragard! HOORAY! Thanks Jezebel for the reminder, and thanks…

Oh, no. Of ALL the fonts, it was THAT ONE. The punchline of the font world. That is so awful.

When I receive save-the-dates, I love to tell the couple that I "got their STD", accompanied by a string of hospital- and joke-related emojis. Never gets old.

You "win" all of the wedding horror stories. Every last one. (It's beyond a horror story, actually.) And +1000 for re-planning the whole thing in a week — Jolie needs to do a post on JUST this story.

...because I love playing this game: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt012020…

LOVE.

+1! So excited!

Ha fantastic! I've had that one bookmarked for nearly two years hoping that an occasion such as this would arise.

This article? http://www.businessinsider.com/why-diamonds-a…

Yes! Thank you for posting this! I keep refreshing the Kickstarter page, watching the backers go up — hopefully some generous/enthusiastic Jezzies will see this and agree that Joan Didion is a national treasure and that this documentary absolutely needs to be made.

Hold up.

I wish my state (PA) would do this, if only because my NPR-loving inner nerd would be able to use this gem, the Nina Totin' Bag, 24/7:

What is it with odd pet names granted at shelters? My boyfriend's parents' dog was originally named Janet (yes), then when she was moved to another shelter she was re-named Sarah (slightly better than Janet, still a bit strange for a dog). Her name is still Sarah, because his parents figured she'd already had a tough…

Update: Thankfully, Forbes sacked this guy.