Molly Forever! She looked like me and had a great story. The girls in my class made fun of me because Molly was “Poor and a nerd (glasses)“. If you didn’t like Kristen or Samantha you were shit.
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lol you guys sound like me and my sister. for my birthday, she gave me a floral-printed pillow with “fuck your patriarchal bullshit” in pink cursive on it.
Honestly, the only thing I hate about being an only child is knowing my parents will pass away one day and I’ll be left alone in the world to deal with it. It terrifies me.
The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…
People who judge other peoples’ reproductive choices are terrible people*, so my sympathies go out to you.
They dress that boy like he’s the consumptive shut in child from The Secret Garden.
Dove for men.
THIS IS AN AMAZING JOKE
Dolezal’s reverse passing—new term! new term!
Starred for that last sentence, because damn.
See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?
We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…
Thank you for properly addressing these pricks.
Not married, but I DID cry at my funeral.
This looks like a comfortable room for a rich old person, as evidenced by the recliner. The rest of the house is full of marble columns, chandeliers, white leather sofas, and gold harps. This must be the room where grandma watched her stories.
Step 1: BUY MEAN GIRLS MANSION
Fuuuuuuuck these people. I am going to go draw a bath of Schadenfreude and sink in up to my nose.