you might even say it was "CLASSIC."

OMG. OMG. OMG.

This wonderful! This was my favorite thing on The Hairpin.

This was my favorite thing when you wrote for the Hairpin. I'm so glad you're doing it here too! Even if it means I'm going to buy way too much stuff I don't need ...

It'll be bi-weekly to start. Long live Eudora!

Is this going to be a weekly feature? I'm into it, that was funny!

Welcome to kinja, jane marie! Always enjoyed your hairpin things

YES.

youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.

Engagement jewelry is such a sham. I will admit laziness right now and say I couldn't be bothered to find the source article, but I read that rings (especially with stones on them) are artificially inflated to be the ridiculous prices they are now - and the reselling value is just awful.

I sincerely hope the conservative dipshits on my FB feed shit their pants over this like they did when Obama unwittingly screwed up someone's Hawaii wedding.

That's an engaged couple?!? I thought it was a publicity still from Motherboy XXXV, "Sons of the South."

picture this whitey white male congress to jam out to this.

My Christmas list

How to Get Anything You Want for Christmas — Guaranteed!

my thoughts exactly. Just the right amount of cute-ness, and you get a memento afterwards without having to hire some photographer to hide in the bushes!

I want you to know that I HATE ALL ROMANCE TYPE STUFF and I hate those stupid gimmicky proposals but

Whatever, other commenters, I love that suit and its sister suits, I love the album and stage artwork, and I fucking love this song. I just dig some quiet time music in this shitty cold winter courtesy of Jenny Lewis.

I love Amy P. more than life itself. That said, I did not love her book. But I'm okay with that. She can't be genius at EVERYTHING.