It says in the front that "some names and identifying details in the book have been changed" so this is just overkill.

Are you also working on your night cheese?

WOW, the fact that they would accommodate drivers who lost licenses because of DUIs but not pregnant women is disgusting. When I sold cars being able to drive and being able to be insured was an integral part of the job, and it was made very, very clear to me that a DUI meant automatic firing. But a UPS driver who was…

You go, Peggy Young! But I'm side-eyeing the name "Triniti" pretty hard.

Triniti, the baby she was carrying during her fight with UPS, is now 7.

I wonder what it will be like for her to explain the procedure to her fellow Justices since most of them don't seem to know what a heart is.

I can relate to Amy Schumer when she says that she's still in that mindset where the reaction to a friend saying she's pregnant is "what are you going to do?"

Why are we pitting two successful women against each other, yet again?

Dear Brides: I hate weddings. Truly, I do. Showers too. When you're looking to trim the invitation list, please scratch my name off first. I'm sure you'll be as relieved as I'll be. You don't want me showing up, getting too drunk too early, and hitting on all the men, even your weird Uncle Charlie, and all the married…

Pretty much. It's one of those patriarchal, assbackward stupid dumbfuck straight lady things that set women back.

Or be an adult and just get married at the courthouse and don't waste money?

I'd start with Play it As it Lays, but no arguments, anything to get people on the Didion bandwagon. Little known fact: like me, she has MS, so she battles that too. She is a lion.

My first Joan Didion book was The Year of Magical Thinking, and I wept the entire time.

Every time I see a photo of her, I think: "Ride or Die". She looks as if she is a cool lady.

She's the best writer of the last 50 years IMO. And I discovered her so late in life—relatively speaking.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

WAH WAH WAH. Nobody is going to alter their behavior because you decided to have kids, dude.

I'm in favor of equality so I'm glad gays are now over thinking and overdoing their marriage proposals, too. It's not fair if only straight dudes are expected to take what should be a private moment and turn it into a public spectacle.

It's mostly what you said - there are so many pets coming and going that you eventually exhaust all the "good" names and have to resort to becoming more creative...which sometimes means being less creative. Names can't be too weird (i.e. difficult to pronounce or obscure) or people will write off the animal. It's…