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Yes, actually…some of the volunteers at my job have baby name books they carry around for ideas. When you get thousands of animals per year, and most of them are named Oreo, Blackie, Tiger, Fluffy, Brownie, or Kitty…you have to sometimes give them weird names or human names or whatever.

My step brother and sister in law have two cats named Doug and Earl. Why not?

It's definitely the best way to go. My dog is Wesley, my old cat was Martin, we rescued two kittens right before a blizzard and named them Steve and Nicholas before we handed them over to a shelter. I still laugh when I think about Steve the kitten.

My beloved cat's name at the shelter was Rick. Rick! Who names a cat Rick? I'm even all for giving pets human names (my dog is named Gibson and I have a cat called Hedwig), but Rick?

That's pretty awesome. Way better than my cat's name when I adopted her from the Humane Society: Paula. (She was renamed soon after.)

Someone who writes for the website you're reading right now might still have a few of them and might at some point do a post including scans of them but no promises but also it will probably happen.

seventeen is for tweens

But... but.... Liz Lemon said.

I'm pretty sure she's a mouse. Duh.

It's because he's doing homage and she's the real genuine deal. People want their flyover country tales filtered through NPR first. Actual small town folks are hopelessly uncool.

jez would make a bundle opening up a cafe press store with some of their most starred comments.

and 9) Women who claim to have been raped while drunk are probably all lying and just regret that they were so promiscuous and have tarnished their virtue

Damn! I KNEW there were some ticking time-bombs I left out...

This can only be read in Ned Flanders voice and tack on multiple "oodily" and "diddily" to be made tolerable.

To recap, the 'arguments' are as follows: 1) Drunk females show up drunk spontaneously. 2) Their drunkenness causes infinite problems for fraternities, because boobs. 3) The fraternities play no part in their drunkenness before, during, or after any possible incidents, since they only serve water and lemonade and

That guy is building an express lane to his child's identity theft. If you want to reserve a FB account or twitter handle for a minor, fine. But DON'T POST that stuff. All sorts of personal details can be figured out from those posts that are often used as security questions: mother's maiden name, first pet, grade

I had an acquaintance from high school do it and it made me cringe-and that wasn't even over the privacy settings. The fetus has a whole personality the entire pregnancy-including posting multiple messages on its mother's facebook wall thanking her for eating organic foods. Blergh.

I just can't get on board with that. I can hardly stand my cousin's constant updates on her daughters (oh look..another handmade head bow..ooo). Lemme guess, your acquaintance also posted NON-STOP statuses on the pregnancy too? And 100000 pictures of the delivery? I mean..to each his/her own but damn. Some things

This is one of the reasons why I REFUSE to post photos of any of the Ultrasounds I've had. I don't want some right wing batshit anti-choice using my "Smiling" fetus photo to promote their shit. I don't want some bashit person using his photos at all. You want pictures of whats nesting in the old uterus so bad? I'll