Curious indeed! What could women possibly have to say that would be of interest to men?

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

Hi Dan—

I’m so glad I’m not alone on that font thing. I thought this said POP-LIP when I saw the original piece. Even looking at it now, knowing it says Pop-UP, it still looks like Lip to me.

Another reason women are better at these essays: we fucking write one every time we send a work email, only to get a one-liner back or just an “ok.” So many manfeels to navigate!

Knowing how common this is, I can’t really feel bad about stores losing merchandise. If they didn’t spend so much time racially profiling people who *aren’t* stealing, maybe they would see the people who are.

In high school, I was kind of an outcast. I was the only Black girl in my entire high school of 400 students, so I had difficulty making friends. One day, these popular girls (basically the Fashion Club from “Daria”) asked me to join them at the mall. We were walking around The Gap when I noticed a salesgirl following…

This reminds me of the time I was trying on work pants at Sears and noticed that there was a sign saying “Shoplifters will be prosecuted,” in the dressing room. Below it was a second one in Spanish.

No it’s true. Also, BLM people drive around campuses at night with their headlights off, and if another car flashes their high beams at them they are ambushed and expelled for triggering.

If it makes you feel better, the less insipid version of “trend forecasting” is “making stuff people will want.”

I know how you feel, but I’d say this is a postive thing. First - it destroys the GOP politically. If it’s crazy racists vs. non-crazy non-racists, that’s a political race they will always loose in the general population. Remember back in the W Bush days, Karl Rove was scheming to find some way to take advantage of…

But sure, less talk and more meaningful action—especially from those most empowered to make change—would be ideal.

Eh. To the extent I have sympathy for these guys, it’s because they were lied to a little bit. Just because you can have kids forever doesn’t mean you’ll be able to find a woman who’s young enough to be able to do the couple years of dating/year of engagement/year or two of childless marriage and still have biological…

I cannot tell you how much I want them to work this in. It wouldn’t even be difficult! Explain away the name change and you could totally believe Paris became that character.

This. No Paris no watch

Oh my god please. Bunheads was so good!

banned, banned, ur all banned

so down.

First Gilmore Girls, then Bunheads, then the world.