East of the Rockies will be uninhabitable and have no water? Let’s see, who’s experiencing mega drought right now? What’s that I see outside my Nashville window? Why, the color green, as far as the eye can see. I think your scenario is a bit of a stretch, even in a worse case scenario.

Are you an Amerindian? No? Then shut up about it.

Cafe con leche in Spain - small shot of espresso at the bottom of what amount to a really tall shot glass. Fill the rest with milk and steam.

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Ok, but did you publish a rigorously documented study that can be accessed by millions of people who never ever interact with horses?

Either make your hand as flat as possible with fingers squeezed together and fully extended (good for handing out sugar cubes) or make a fist and stick the food between two fingers (good for all but the last bite of carrot - use open hand for that).

There was a Space: 1999 episode when I was a kid - Dragon’s Domain. Basically, it was about a giant octopus/spider that ensnared ships and ate the crew. The special effects were awful, in retrospect, but damn that monster scared the bejeesus out of me.

As in back into a space.

It’s the way of all authoritarians - John Bolton was once memorably described as a “kiss up, kick down kind of guy” - sums it up neatly.

Cold. Like it should be.

One time I got that little square bit of plastic used to tie up a bread bag in my burger. I actually felt bad that they comped me on it. I didn’t choke, so, no harm, no foul. Stuff happens.

People who park backwards - if it’s not a cop or and ambulance driver, it’s some who thinks “I got it all figured out.” I don’t trust those people.

People not to date:

At which point, kid goes hungry. My parents were basically communists, but I damn well would have eaten that hot dog or nothing at all.

Not bunnies, but lions, tigers and more playing with boxes:

Not if I’m on the damn jury. I award the server a life time supply of ice cream, and, assuming the kid survived, immediately hand said kid over to foster parents who, if not actual union activists/hard-core social workers, donate to those people regularly.

I think the problem here is some people seem to think that Bernie is supposed to be the perfect liberal candidate. He isn’t - he’s FDR, updated to 2015, which is a damn sight better than what we’ve had in a long time. But don’t expect him to have the perfect liberal response to every moment.

And if she wanted to ask…

Um, after we finish destroying everything, our only hope is if maybe, maybe, the crows, the octopii, dolphins, raccoons and bonobos take pity on us. Be nice to the crows.

Or just super cheap hotels. I used to be ready to sleep anywhere - now I’m like nope, I’m going to the place where the sheets have that fresh washed scent, the AC actually works, and there’s coffee and bad pastries waiting for me in the morning.

Oh absolutely. Even in my poor grad student days I was just “everyone hand me some cash” and hope that it came somewhere within range of the actual bill. Having waited tables myself, I was sure as heck not walking away leaving a measly tip on a big table.