I have to disagree

“Just wait till I get started on climate change deniers”

Did you hear the one about the transit cop who tried to blow up a bus?

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

Anything the Russkies can do tilt the scales towards the Orange Buffoon elected prez. They know they’ll be able to twist the thin-skinned fly-off-the-handle fool around Putin’s little finger.

My first true love was a ‘87 black on black on black ConQuest TSi. My heart still stops every time I see one.

They show more restrain than cops in the U.S.

Chevrolet truly has made the poor-man’s supercar. A REAL supercar would self-immolate instead of this namby-pamby overheating business.

Then, it can make the transition from Haarlem to Harlem.

They have many Tweets of Great Justice to disseminate.

Twitter is a social media app whose purpose is to disrupt the employment of its users.

Overstatement of a lifetime.

Was he using his 5hp signature, or the 10hp one?

The other thing found in the woods was the last working flip phone with video.

(Owner comes back two weeks after picking the car up)

The car is so fast, it out ran them.

This is on you, Torch, for coming up with “Picnic Gasket”.

Many of these people couldn’t pour piss from a boot with instructions on the heel.

I’m actually impressed with Alex’s ability to stay calm in all of this. Two rules I learned when I grew up in a now open-carry state: “You can’t reason with the unreasonable” and “Assume they have a gun.” This is exactly how you act in this situation when confronted. Keep calm and keep your friends calm.

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE NAMED SCOTT”