I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

And the audience paid $85k...

F&F? Clark did it first.

If that fruit hung any lower it could’ve driven under this truck.

I have and driving it re-enforces his point, if Lotus could do it for 2og’s less they’d have a more sustainable business model.

That made a chill run down my spine and up my taint.

Jezebel:

We live in a van rape culture.

Of all of the parts of a bridge, the joist is the one that sounds most like it belongs inside a vagina.

god i love you

You are all fucking awful and I can’t stop giggling

BWAHAHAHAHA

can’t you see that it’s a problem that men have to penetrate everything in our society?

colloquialism

I was talking to a student about games and another studentsaid to me, “you play man games, miss?”

Because the sky belongs to a woman, obviously. It’s No Man’s Sky. Women are still eligible for sky ownership.

So true... no special effects / explosions / hypercars needed.

Maybe we could get the producers to take three crack pipe (NPoCP) cars, as selected by the Jalopnik readers, for a series of challenges...... in the worrrrrld.

zomg.. dont they know they know cars in glass houses sink ships?

WAIT.... Another “new” Mclaren?