You forgot one incredibly important point: you can just use your windshield wipers and some washer fluid to defeat paint, as demonstrated by the former Top Gear crew. Can you defeat These fancy Tesla countermeasures (Counter-Teslas? Counteslameasures?) with some washer fluid and a competent set of wipers? I think not,…

The goodest.

I drive a car worth roughly 20% of a Panamera, and it is my world. I have never let a valet touch my car, and that policy is certain to never change. Even when I was driving an eclipse worth maybe $3,500, I didn’t let valets touch it.

I wanted this car to happen so badly.

Dude...

- Jeremy Clarkson, about the Hyundai Genesis.

I’d kill a venomous spider, yep. Otherwise I usually just move them outside. And a roach if it was in my food, or near it, sure, because that is crazy unsanitary. I can't just wash my food or apartment of a roach or pert insect infestation like you can a car of bird feces. But comparing invertebrates to a bird ("but…

It's a bird. They're part of the world. It's something we all manage to deal with, with the vast majority of us managing to handle it with, perhaps, an additional wash or two, or maybe some club soda, or perhaps moving the car to a different part of the garage (radical, I know). I'd imagine you'd stab a kitten to…

Because defecation certainly warrants death.

Fair enough.

Such a sad story. I always hate to see this, but it is a reminder that the sport and hobby many of us love and share is a hungry one. Be safe out there all, and try not to feed the beast.

For a gay man who's had a lot worse thrown at you, your skin seems Trumpishly thin.

In the Ecoboost F150s, you can turn that feature off with the push of a button. Not really a big deal.

Am I alone in not really caring about the NSX all that much? I mean, as a thing to drive, the technology, the noise, all that is awesome. But then I look at it and think, “Some one did something weird to that Accord.”

Maybe if they'd straked the rear profile a little bit rather than having the passenger compartment sit…

Keep searching for that one golden reason for someone to like Explorer's of this vintage enough to pay this pr

I just want to know when the configurator is going to be online. This car may tempt me away from the GT350, and I want to know how many organs it's going to cost me.

The way he just sort of lumbers over to the guy after slowly and disjointedly rises from the pavement...Terminator for sure.

Ahh, victim shaming. It's been too long.

I love it. I love it so much.

No kidding