Well, boy-howdy, someone is finally standing up for rapists. I mean, come one, it’s just one, tiny offense.
Like really tiny.
Incredibly small.
Minute, you might say.
In fact, for such a miniscule impropriety to be overblown into such a huge issue seems entirely improper. I mean, it’s not like there was a victim, just…

I can absolutely see why the Fusion driver was so mad. The motorcyclist (see “sac of unwanted effluent sliming up my roadway”) did the unthinkable:
TOOK
HIS
SPOT
The Fusion driver should have made a better effort to run him over, because THIS maniac right here is absolutely out of control.

For those not versed in the…

To demonstrate that VW was already accounted for.

My wife and I went to test drive and Alfa 4C and they wouldn’t even let us SIT IN THE CAR without a credit check. They wouldn’t even let me touch the car. They had a barrier around it (the velvet rope kind). I have been around the car business my whole life and my father-in-law runs several dealerships, so it seemed…