God, she’s stupid.

Tourists. Need to cull them every now and then for the health of the herd.

Its not just the dollars. Brazil has world-class hookers too.

Cue the US bailout. The Olympics are too big to fail.

You guys really need to stop saying Green hit LeBron in the balls. The video doesn’t support it.

It was hardly a dick punch. Its hard to tell from the video if Green even touched little LeBron.

Probably got some threats and chickened out.

Haven’t you guys figured it out yet? He’s running on a treadmill *in* the RV.

I think in some European countries you aren’t allowed to name your kid Kevin or Jason. Iceland, for example, has a list of allowed names. And don’t even try to name your son Adolph in Germany.

One hopes she’ll write about her role in it as much as she blames other people for it.

Umm, talk to them. You’d be amazed how often that actually works.

You just have to be more careful in how you do it. Most of the bribery schemes I’ve seen so far have been amateur compared to how professional politicians get it done.

Actually, I think the suckiness of the men’s team will impact whether we get the world cup here more.

“It doesn’t seem out of the question that there could be some early confusion with the Model X being a brand new car just recently delivered to the owner and his wife.”

Because its Britain. No death penalty and no life without parole sentences.

“almost 24"

Geez, get a better story. Only lame assholes tell people they shot themselves. Make up a gangbanger who tried to mess with you or something.

I have no freaking clue who most of these are, but props to them for the work and dedication.

Fuck him with a broken beer bottle too.

Only reinforces my point. Thank you.