It’s official...

The douchebaggery is hereditary.

“Now, I haven’t passed the bar trans-am but I believe that statues regarding Anthony Clint postage are rendered mute when said seagull reprehensitive makes woeful concert with an outside eternity. Irregardless of if sad consort was done with his now ledge or other wives.”
Emmitt Smith Esq.

I didn’t go to law school, but he broke that privilege when he sent the text to begin with. AP doesn’t necessarily have to give a shit.

The headline and picture both had me expecting a detailed tutorial on how to steal things from vending machines. Please publish that next.

But an apple ain’t gonna allow you to slip it between the cheeks of Paula in Accounting after hours. Coffee, preferably spiked with tasty booze, is the only choice, really.

In their report, authorities described photos of children bleeding, in pain and tormented.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

“humanity has reached a new low.”

You don’t like Wal-Mart, so you think it’s ok to set one on fire? Wow.

So your fine with people destroying others property as long as you dislike that person. Your parents must be so proud.

Is this study taking in consideration “security and safety” (as in “against street crime and violence”) or just urbanistic structure? Because that can be a huge factor in “walkability”.

Was still more ready than Athens.

“Charms” don’t pay the bribes.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why they make these host countries build all this bullshit. Use the existing facilities. Isn’t that part of the whole “hosting” thing? To show off your country’s charms? If a country doesn’t have the infrastructure to host the games as is, then don’t fucking go there.

And Russia is still banned. Lucky bastards.

the NBA = WWE. Not saying it’s some huge conspiracy, but the refs understand the commish wants “fun” basketball when possible.

We didn’t have it for the majority of the history of U.S. commercial air travel.

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