The douchebaggery is hereditary.

“Now, I haven’t passed the bar trans-am but I believe that statues regarding Anthony Clint postage are rendered mute when said seagull reprehensitive makes woeful concert with an outside eternity. Irregardless of if sad consort was done with his now ledge or other wives.”
Emmitt Smith Esq.

I didn’t go to law school, but he broke that privilege when he sent the text to begin with. AP doesn’t necessarily have to give a shit.

The headline and picture both had me expecting a detailed tutorial on how to steal things from vending machines. Please publish that next.

But an apple ain’t gonna allow you to slip it between the cheeks of Paula in Accounting after hours. Coffee, preferably spiked with tasty booze, is the only choice, really.

In their report, authorities described photos of children bleeding, in pain and tormented.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Was still more ready than Athens.

“Charms” don’t pay the bribes.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why they make these host countries build all this bullshit. Use the existing facilities. Isn’t that part of the whole “hosting” thing? To show off your country’s charms? If a country doesn’t have the infrastructure to host the games as is, then don’t fucking go there.

And Russia is still banned. Lucky bastards.

the NBA = WWE. Not saying it’s some huge conspiracy, but the refs understand the commish wants “fun” basketball when possible.

We didn’t have it for the majority of the history of U.S. commercial air travel.

Why call it “motorized doping” when you could use the much more accurate, much more straightforward, much less obfuscating “cheating?”

Nah, this is because in the GSvOKC, GS needed Green in the line-up to extend the series to seven games. GS would have been toast without him. Now, with GS on the cusp of winning the title, the NBA needs Green out for Cleveland to have a chance at extending the series beyond game five. Thus the suspension.

All things even, Lebron is the one who put his balls on Green’s head. Very rarely do I agree with Barkley, but Lebron was asking for a cup check with the step-over.

This is bullshit, right?

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

James is the biggest crybaby in the series and I would absolutely love to see him in a fight against Green. Green would absolutely destroy him. James is a physical specimen but one thing he definitely isn't is a fighter.