Dude, you are so banned from reporting on UFC events. Dana (and who names a boy Dana, anyway?) may actually give you credentials and then take them away for life.

Yeah! How dare Ali follow his conscience!

I made a similar bench (but bigger) almost for free. Got wood and nailes off of construction sites at night. Only cost was the beer I drank while building it.

Fuck that guy with a broken beer bottle.

“A federal judge ruled Friday that the United States Women’s National Team is bound by a no-strike clause, ruling out the possibility of a strike before or during the upcoming Rio Olympics.”

Seattle gets the super bowl win over New England. They had that game won until the coach had some kind of seizure.

Its cute that you think an even playing field exists in the NFL.

Harbaugh needs to walk the walk and schedule Alabama.

And somehow Starr still has a job.

Form what I recall of her show on E!, she was hammered most nights for real.

Not everything. People have asked girls out and when they say no, they never have a reason.

#7, the trolley problem. Simple solution. Pull the lever halfway. The rails will shift just enough to derail the train car, which, being filled with coal, will hurt no one.

The mythbusters tested it with a manhole cover, which weighed over 30 pounds. The *drain* cover that came loose looks to be about 1ft square and probably weighs 3 pounds. Apples and oranges really.

I’m thinking a little party out in the parking lot is what this guy really needed.

“. . .but the great thing about running is that literally anybody can do it”

Yes, assuming you want a level playing field for women.

Wonder what else he did at the YMCA.

So on his Make-a-Wish day will Mike go hunt some kids in a daycare place?

Is there supposed to be some kind of joke in this “article”?

Yes, the government will be completely unable to find a vet or fake one.