Maudeofthunder agrees.

People are (rightly!) being rude to Senator Rand Paul and his wife Kelley is MAD and not having it

Well, so glad to hear that Eva Peron’s Rainbow Tour of shithole countries is going just swimmingly. Now when do we get to the line in the song about her getting called a whore?

I want the real Bea Arthur to come back as a zombie on our side , and kick every one of the malignant, narcissistic, assholes right in the nuts on camera. LOOK OUT.....Here comes MAUDE!!!

Fuck Orin Hatch. No really--since sexual assault isn't a big deal, I hope someone holds him down and rams him with a dick until he bleeds. Then he'll have the chance to grow up, get over it, and never speak of it again. I'm sure he won't want to ruin some good man's life.

No way, that’s Sam’s Club.

amazing

Costco is known for good pay and employee benefits, and its execs openly endorsed and donated to Hillary Clinton and other Dems. Those old white Trump voters are funding the company’s liberal agenda. What’s the problem?

No no Junior, people don’t like you with beer because as your college buddies said, you piss yourself. You drink too much then have to wear a diaper, which is how you got the name “Diaper Don”. Donald Trump Junior is an alcoholic who wets himself when he’s had too much.

Survivors to Orrin Hatch: “Die already”

“The PEOPLE get it far better than the politicians. Most importantly, this great life cannot be ruined by mean & despicable Democrats and totally uncorroborated allegations!”

I thought love for Costco was bipartisan.

You do not need a Costco card to use the food cart. You just walk in through the exit, towards the membership desk, and the food cart is usually right past that. The only time you really need the card is if you are buying from the rest of the store (pharmacy excluded).

So that old fuck can understand what you’re telling him.

Every now and then I’ll grab the take and bake pizza, but when I get home I remember it’s different than the pizza they sell at the front of the store. Why is it different? Monsters.

Yeah, it’s about the best I can do. Even so, it’s not much.

Well it’s not like Hatch has some sort of convoluted double standard when it comes to lying or sexual miscon...What’s this, the internet exists and we can see what ol’ Orrin said about the impeachment of Bill Clinton, well surely this won’t make him look like even more of a grandstanding tool:

I know things are absolutely awful right now, so here’s something to cheer you all up, even just a tiny bit:

Unprepared meats are always caught off guard.  It’s a serious problem.

You know what’s better than costco hot dogs? Costco pizza.  That shit is delicious, salty, and cheap.