HE KNOWS WHO HE IS. *EVIL LAUGHTER* He’s actually chilled out lately so I won’t be a bitch, but back in the day his ass was in EVERY thread with “As a straight guy, I find it...” type comments.

When he said he would not write about the Kardashians again, that mofo meant it as he was already shopping his resume around at that time probably. BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!

He left us in our darkest hour :(

Bobby’s gone?!?!? WHAT?!? I missed it completely. If today is any indication, Dirt Bag is going to suck hard from now on. (The only non-trash person in it is LeBron.) Dammit. >:(

Wait, what?!? This is terrible news! Bobby is so much smarter and funnier than the other gossip writers around here.

Yeah, I had a busy Friday and missed my chance to say good-bye. (Also, which Jezebel man?)

Bobby’s goodbye was so quiet, I had to figure it out on my own. Bobby, I wanted you to write stupid gossip sheets until you became an old man — just keep going forever to comfort me like The SImpsons. When I said Ban Jezebel Man, I meant that ONE guy. Bring Bobby back and chain him to TMZ.com! He was supposed to be…

Wow, that’s a lot of very serious charges! I eagerly await the arrest of the asshole who leaked Abigail Spanberger’s security clearance info to a conservative dark money group. Surely this will be investigated with the same speed and consequences! Right?

I’m not saying I would *do* it or even *encourage* it.  I just don’t particularly give a shit about them.

This guy deserves a medal, not jail.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

I am sorry that I have but one star to bestow upon you. 

You know I say this too but there’s a voice in the back of my head saying “How many lives have these men destroyed? How many families are dead or homeless, suffering because of their selfishness.”

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

Excuse me, but I distinctly remember Trump gleefully providing Senator Graham’s cell phone number on live TV during the Republican primaries. Why isn’t old Trumpy arrested for that (and the gajillion other crimes he has undoubtedly committed)???

Eh, I don’t so much feel bad.  I don’t think people should be threatening their families or anything like that, but I’m not particularly brokenhearted that these assholes had their privacy violated.  It’s not like Christine Blasey Ford knows what that’s like.

Lindsey Graham, Orrin Hatch, and Mike Lee can eat shit.

I mean, yeah, those are two different things, but also, Howard Stern is a bigot and a sexist who trafficked in bigotry and sexism to become famous, and that’s fucking gross.

And some people get rewarded for it.

Some people seem to get a pass for bad behavior. Howard Stern used to be racist as shit on his show and it’s never come back to bite him.